{"product_id":"puppy-the-hand-jobs-i-hate-everything","title":"Puppy \u0026 the Hand Jobs: I Hate Everything - 7-INCH SINGLE","description":"\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eI Hate Everything\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eArtist: \u003c\/b\u003ePuppy \u0026amp; the Hand Jobs\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eLabel: \u003c\/b\u003eSlovenly Recordings\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eProduct Type: \u003c\/b\u003e7-INCH SINGLE\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eUPC: \u003c\/b\u003e194171510649\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eGenre: \u003c\/b\u003eRock\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eRelease Date: \u003c\/b\u003e2019-12-06\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eNumber of Discs: \u003c\/b\u003e1\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eAdditional Details: \u003c\/b\u003eExplicit Lyrics, EXTENDED PLAY, EXPLICIT COVER\/CONTENT\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \n                                         \n                                         The three obnoxious jack-offs known as PUPPY AND THE HAND JOBS are back with another crude EP of filth ridden, barely listenable \/ tolerable punk called 'I Hate Everything,' and with 7 songs this time around, that's only a buck a track in as many inches. WHAT A FUCKIN BARGAIN. Never before in the history of recorded music has it been so cheap and effortless to be insulted and assaulted with a swift kick in the genitals by 'songs' with titles like 'Cocksucker' and 'Rocker Hag.' But even a band of total degenerate creeps like this can still muster a touch of class here and there: enter one-time SUN CITY GIRLS collaborator Eddy Detroit who penned the shitty little ditty 'Plan 9' - a catchy track that will have you singing along like a dope before Puppy threatens your puny, worthless existence with 'Predator.' WARNING: the actual record cover for this release isn't nearly as polite as the digital artwork. You'll be reaching for the dull pencil it was drawn with and stabbing your eyes out upon first glance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTracks:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAudio Sample:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n                                           \u003ci\u003eAll soundclips are provided by Tidal and are for illustrative purposes only. For some releases, the tracks listed may not accurately represent the tracks on the physical release.\u003c\/i\u003e\n                                           \u003cbr\u003e\n                                           \u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/embed.tidal.com\/albums\/123899787\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"width:100%;height:700px\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Puppy \u0026 the Hand Jobs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32269805355079,"sku":"39957221","price":9.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2976\/0132\/files\/3767246-2526207_2166cf4d-0a32-4713-bf04-fead85574166.jpg?v=1711431572","url":"https:\/\/tower.com\/products\/puppy-the-hand-jobs-i-hate-everything","provider":"Tower Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}