{"product_id":"stepmother-calvary-greetings","title":"Stepmother: Calvary Greetings - VINYL LP","description":"\u003cb\u003eTitle: \u003c\/b\u003eCalvary Greetings\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eArtist: \u003c\/b\u003eStepmother\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eLabel: \u003c\/b\u003eMegaphone\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eProduct Type: \u003c\/b\u003eVINYL LP\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eUPC: \u003c\/b\u003e616822020210\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eGenre: \u003c\/b\u003eRock\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eRelease Date: \u003c\/b\u003e2015-10-16\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eNumber of Discs: \u003c\/b\u003e1\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cb\u003eAdditional Details: \u003c\/b\u003eLIMITED EDITION\u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \u003cbr\u003e\n                                         \n                                         \n                                         Edition of 200; includes hand-numbered inner sleeve. Stepmother is Lukas Simonis (Dull Schicksal, VRIL, Coolhaven...), Jeroen Visser, Bill Gilonis (The Work, The Hat Shoes, Hail...), and David Kerman (5UU's, Present, Thinking Plague, Aranis...). Anglo-American-Dutch post-punk prog-rock and experimental soundscapes with a dash of Monty Python thrown in. A reunion of an '80s band that never existed (but should have): twangy guitars, nifty keyboards, zany drumming, vocal histrionics a la The Rutles (well, sort of), lop-sided rhythms, regurgitated spam lyrics. What more could you ask for? The journey we are taken on introduces us to mass murderer Curtis Lemay, Serge Gainsbourg, sex ads, neo-liberal communism, Nigerian online scams, neo-surrealist blabbering, and Dickensian psycho fluff. But the record is much more than a sum of it's parts - and it's beautifully packaged to boot, with artwork by Alfred Boland. Bill Gilonis: voice, guitar, bass, keyboards, clarinet, stylophone; Lukas Simonis: voice, guitar, wooden thing; Jeroen Visser: voice, bass, organ, synth, clarinet, baritone sax; David Kerman: drums, percussion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTracks:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1.1 01. Calvary Greetings (2:46) \u003cbr\u003e1.2 02. Amoeba Antipodes (3:41) \u003cbr\u003e1.3 03. Access It Before It's Too Late (3:58) \u003cbr\u003e1.4 04. the Moonlight Visitor (3:55) \u003cbr\u003e1.5 05. Ever Wanted Your Mum (2:48) \u003cbr\u003e1.6 06. TBTF (1:55) \u003cbr\u003e1.7 07. Elevator (1:35) \u003cbr\u003e1.8 08. Laisse Tomber Les Filles (1:41) \u003cbr\u003e1.9 09. Great Trading Days (4:55) \u003cbr\u003e1.10 10. Intimacy and Polarity (3:16) \u003cbr\u003e1.11 11. Malnutrition with a Mind (1:59) \u003cbr\u003e1.12 12. Rot Said My Aunt (4:47) \u003cbr\u003e1.13 13. Sinkhole (6:10) \u003cbr\u003e1.14 14. Fuckfriend (0:37)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Stepmother","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32307181977671,"sku":"28889267","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2976\/0132\/files\/3004608.jpg?v=1747767267","url":"https:\/\/tower.com\/products\/stepmother-calvary-greetings","provider":"Tower Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}